Pippin: ((why have you never drawn the russians?))Merry: ((because I can't actually draw, I can only fake it, and faking a contingent of russians would require EFFORT))Pippin: ((well do it in paint then.))Merry: (( can't do a thing in paint, mate, I've said that))Pippin: ((you just think you can't, just make stick russians))Merry: ((just for you I am doing that))Pippin: ((HURRAAAAAAAAAYS))Merry: http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/4108/russianmn1.jpgPippin: WOAH SOME HAVE GREEN HAIRPippin: AND PURPLE HAIRPippin:................... you've been watching way too much anime, hahahahaMerry: LOLMerry: noMerry: they're color codedMerry: so we know who they areMerry: there are friggin' 9 of themMerry: it'd get confusing if they all were normal lookingPippin:true... so you dyed their hair to tell them apartPippin: i approve.Merry: teehee
so....Pippin decided that she'd make a REAL ketchup bomb since they are so fun in the real world and bought water balloons, ketchup, baking soda, and vineger. She worked out so things with her mum at her house about the combining of baking soda and vineger in the ballon and then came over and , in the rain, began the experiments in Merry's backyard.It was a learning expereince . First we tried putting some baking soda and some ketchup in a balloon, blowing it up, and attaching a siringe full of viniger to it, injecting the vineger and lobbing it away. Baking soda was added via turkey bastor and the ketchup via the ketchup nozzle. Merry earned the nickname the Nozzler since she put the ballons over the nozzle. Pippin thinks she should be a batman villian.The problem with the first one was that really it didn't explode so much as pop and while we had some ideas for making it explode, we decided it would be more fun just to put ketchup in ballons and through them at trees. In future though we might use ballon animal balloons and keep the ingrediants in seperate sections twisted off untill being ready to explode it, how, exactly, we're not sure yet.In the process Pippin was disgusted by the fact that Merry liked to eat the baking soda. Then, when it came time to play with the vineger, Pippin was revealed to enjoy drinking it. Merry's sister pointd out that they would explode if combined.We take it as evidence that we're perfect conterparts.After playing with ketchup, soaking wet, we decided to go to the llama farm. PIppin wanted to go, and by go, Merry thought she ment "drive by, or maybe pull over and point and take pictures' what pippin actually meant was park in the driveway, and the walk up to the fence and look for llamas, call they over, and then run up to the closet one and snap a picture, all in full veiw of the house where the people who own the farm probably live.see quote page for something Merry and Pippin actually said about llamas.In the end it was decided that Pippin was the wheelman, Gollum was the hitman, and Merry was the look out. But, depsite the red mess in the back yard, no one died.So after the first bit of trespassing went off more or less smoothly, Gollum wanted to go see the BUddhists. Pippin went when in hs to visit the buddihsts who ahve a retreat on the hill, not the llama hill though. So after driving around looking for buddhists, Merry and Gollum ended up exploring a path that went nowhere disernable but did run into a hippie on a bike who gave them directions....however, part way on the long driveway there, Pippin asked Gollum what exactly "see the Buddhists" meant. Gollum didn't know. Pondering then whether to drive up and ask to talk to them or just point and take picture like they were llamas (as opposed to lamas since these were apperently of the Zen sort of Buddhists) Pippin and Gollum ultimately decided to go and ask for pamfletes. Merry however was too afraid of the terrifying and dangerous Buddhists that she did not follow them as they wandered in and took a newslater since the buddhists were in there saturday silence thing. after that Pippin took Merry and Gollum home and everyone walked away like nothing happen.
Update: well that should be everything. I think I've sucessfully moved the whole IM Window webpage to its new home, here, in LJ universe place where, hopefully it will be happier. You know, no more ads or possible tracking cookies and the like, nice safe ad free space. Its a little different, being a webpage inside an LJ community, but it might work out best and, maybe...JUST maybe....it will mean PIp will actually update it herself someday.my next trick will be to make some community icons or something and get the multiparted adventures interlinked so you can get from part 1 to 2 without going backwards.
~*~ Home of Merry and Pippin -+- Looking around you see purple walls and a purple ceiling, and...
....usually this wouldn't work, you know....but, as we have the sign, its all good.so now that you've climbed out, coughing, from Flich's fireplace, fancy a poke about his office?______________________________Merry, Pippin, and a Fire Demon at Hogwarts: parts 1, 2, and 3
you find yourself in the fireplace of a large and dark gray room that looks like it might be in a castle, above a large mirror you see a coat of arms with ravens and pigs with the name BUNNEYS on it. A butler might appraoch and demand to know your buisness and threaten to kick you out but if you can avoid him, the maid, and anyone else up to the kids room, there is infact a pet rabbit.This is the castle of the rather formal and stuffy familly Bunnys, which Merry discovered when too sleepy.The children of the house are Sarah and Birtchmitton the IX, a small boy and his sister.___________________________Sleep: parts 1, 2 3, and 4Adventuring in IM Window Land : parts 1 and 2
Best way to get from here to the Magical Wolrd, grab some floo powder, throw it in the fire, and say something: 12 Grimmauld Place St. Mungo's....BUNNYSHogwarts!Diagon Alley (comming eventually)
Pippin had an IM window before Merry was allowed to use it (Merry's dad had something against it and she had to wait until having her own computer) and Pip found that there were stores that sold pet Chinese Men in diapers. Now before anyone gets offended, this is not Pippin's fault, and I'm sure there many such shops selling pets of any nationally/enthicity in any manner of garments if you only know where in IM world to look (which Pippin confirms). But Pippin has found that these Chinese Men in diapers make excellent pets for IM windows. One of Pippin's such pets was eaten by Thorin (not the dwarf) and she has lost a few along the way sadly but the current one was been with Merry and Pippin for awhile now. The Chinese Man speaks only Chinese which was a problem until Nikita moved into the IM Window as he can translate. Pippin spends a lot of time playing go-fish with the Chinese Man, a game that is much easier with a translator. The Chinese Man has his own rug that he sleeps on and his favorite toy was a certain broken toaster...but alas it was smashed to bits when Pippin was raging about some one making a fanlisting for Peter Pettigrew. The Chinese Man's favorite food is bananas. The Chinese Man is a very intelligent person and he recognized Merry's wound as a werewolf bite when Merry was misfortunate enough to be bitten. He is also very loving and loyal to Pippin. He was traumatized by Fred and George who introduced him to Exploding Snap and a sweet that removes one's tongue. He is also sometimes jealous of Muffin. Pippin takes good care of her Chinese Man. Are you wondering who changes the Chinese Man's diapers? Well there is actually a closet in the IM Window where John Travolta lives and he is the one who bathes and changes the Chinese Man. There is also a lever Pip can pull and a disco ball and music and John Travolta come out of the closet so he can dance for her. He was also a discovery of Pippin's before Merry could IM.
Occasionally Merry or Pippin will venture out into the great IM world outside. This often results in them becoming muddy. There is mud, grass, and trees in the yard around the IM window. Pippin likes to play frisbee in the yard and once got the frisbee stuck in a tree. She then had to climb the tree and nearly feel out of it. When Merry got a ladder Pippin gave up on the frisbee and climbed to the top, spotting Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli and called them over. Pip then got stuck up the tree and Merry has to get George Weasley come and use his broom to rescue her. That was followed by the historic meeting of George Weasley and the three Fellowship members. And a great game of frisbee. George was responsible for clonking Aragorn on the head with the frisbee which brought him back to his senses and he remembered he was King and had to go home to Arwen. Previously he'd been wandering around threatening trees and causing the elf and dwarf no end of trouble. The outside is also where Pippin ran off to when Merry snapped at her to "go jump of photosystem II". Merry had been annoyed but did not want to cause Pippin any damage so she picked something impossible to jump off of...sadly she under estimated Pip. Pippin went off searching for a way to do as she was told. After awhile Merry got worried and went looking for Pip only to be found by a pack of wolves. Merry is no good in such situations and got bit. This bite turned out to be given by a werewolf. PIppin was most annoyed as she never expected Merry to follow her and of the two of them Pippin was better suited to be a werewolf as Pippin wouldn't really care and Merry was displeased. __________________________________________ Adventuring in IM Window Land : parts 1 and 2
(don't expect us to rescue you) The Evil Little Girl lives in a big manor house. It has many rooms including a kitchen, which is where Merry came out when she climbed the rope from the basement. At that time the Little Girl had Nicholas Cage in her fridge. Pippin and Lil Lestat ended up spending the night in her room under her bed while Merry spent the night outside in the Evil Little Girl's woods. Apart from kidnapping movie stars, the Evil Little Girl likes to plot with Death Eaters prompting their attack on the IM window. In Pippin's concussion induced hallucination, she was able to defeat even the Russians, making her, at least in Pippin's head, a very powerful foe. ________________________________________ The True Horrors of the Little Girl: parts 1, and 2Flying Primates...: parts 1, 2 ,3, 4, and 5 Attack: parts 1 , 2, and 3
Pippin: i still want a hat that will talk to me and argue with me Merry: you said that Merry: Kasia Merry: *laughs hysterically* Pippin: i know but i really want one Pippin: hint hint Merry: *hands you a fez* Pippin: ... doesn't talk Merry: "that's what you think" Pippin: woah Pippin: cool! Pippin: where on earth did you find a talking fez? Merry: flee market Merry: I walked by and a voice said you'd like it Merry: "That was me." Pippin: i hope it's as sarcastic and obnoxious as i am Merry:"I said, said I, "Yo! You're friend would like me!" Pippin: yo... hahahaha you're a ghetto fez Merry: "True dat." Merry: "hahahahahahaha, actually," Merry: "I am not." Pippin: oh, then it's amanda Pippin: hahahaha Merry: "I am, in fact, a bless-ed fez." Merry: "All that wear me are blessed." Pippin: that's funny actually... as i am a bless-ed KP, and all hats that sit on my head are blessed as well Merry: "Meh, you're not as blees-ed as me." Merry: "I sewn in 1603" Merry: "By GOD HIMSELF....or...someone like him..." Pippin: perhaps i'm not as bless-ed as you are.... but i AM 10 times the size of you, and can easily flush you down the toilet Merry: "...hah. I am a bless-ed fez, you can't get rid of me that easily." Merry: "And I'm stain and oder resistant." Pippin: ... but... it'd be a hell of an inconvenience Merry: "Also, rain, fire, and magma resitant." Merry: "...well I suppose it would. But you'd pay for it." Merry: "WOE TO THEE WHO ANGERS A BLESS-ED FEZ" Merry: ....*sigh* Pippin: ... but being 10 times your size i can also lock you in a room and force you to watch horrible 80s movies 24/7 Merry: "You think so do you?" Pippin: i know so Merry: "I may be but a small fez, BUT DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE MY POWERS" Merry: *lightning flashes* Merry: *thunder booms* Merry: ..... Pippin: yeah... whatever... meanwhile i feel the need... THE NEED FOR SPEED! **tom cruise walks out of the closet** Merry: flea markets are now on my 'SCARY' list Pippin: **KP looks surprised** "..... I was hanging out with Travolta." Merry: .... Pippin: **tom cruise leaves without another word** Merry: this is one of those days.... Pippin: ..... i think you're right Merry: "Now then...have you any M&Ms?" Pippin: nay, and what makes you think i'd give them to you if i did? Merry: "I AM A BLESS-ED HAT OF POWER ALL SHALL FEAR ME!!!" Merry: *more lightning and thunder* Pippin: don't make me get tom cruise back in here Merry: ....seriously...never going to a flea market again Pippin: what's wrong, lee-lee? scared of a little lightening and thunder? Merry: ...no....of talking hats Merry: "THAT'S RIGHT MORTAL!" Pippin: you know i have a seam ripper in the other room Pippin: and no one is going to be afraid of a talking bless-ed piece of cloth Merry: "...this very room?...." Merry: "...I am...uh...late. Yes I must be going now..." Pippin: mmm hmmm you're not goin' anywhere Merry: *raises eyebrow* Pippin: except on the hat rack Merry: "....well it better be a good class hat rack...." Merry: "None of these...deer antler ones or such trash." Merry: "I was sewn BY GOD HIMSELF you know...or someone who looked like him. So I do desrve first class accomidations." Merry: ... Pippin: uhhh... we don't have one at the moment, but i can make a hat rack out of straws Merry: "STRAWS!" Pippin: but... they're... bless-ed straws? Merry: I'm sure the russians could make a nice one... Merry: " Oh well...bless-ed straws..." Merry: "That's another matter..." Pippin: **shrug** it's up to him **points to hat** Pippin: bless-ed straws or a really nice russian-made one? Merry: *thoughtful silence* Pippin: in the words of Lestat, you have four seconds to make up your mind. Merry: "hmmm...well a bless-ed hat ought to have a bless-ed hatrack" Merry: "Yes indeed, I should." Merry: "Bless-ed starws it is!" Pippin: right then, they're in the kitchen, i'll be right back Pippin: **KP walks to the kitchen** Merry: ...you are a scary hat Merry: "Indeed I am!" Pippin: **comes back a few moments later with a very shoddy looking hat rack made of store-bought straws and scotch tape** Pippin: here Pippin: **KP stands the hat rack on the table... it droops** Merry: "hmmm, well...bless-ed straws....alright...." Pippin: that's right Pippin: manufactored by god himself Pippin: or some factory workers that look like him Merry: "Ok!" Merry: "kindly set me upon this holy structure." Pippin: **KP puts the hat on the shoddy hat rack.... it droops severely but doesn't fall apart** Merry: "I will RADIATE WITH BLES-EDNESS AND SHED GOOD WILL ON THIS DOMICILE!" Merry: ....... Pippin: mmm hmmm... whatever... i'll tell john travolta to dust you once a month Merry: "...no please...don't leave me...I'm lonely." Merry: "I've been alone all along..." Merry: *sniffs* Merry: "No one loves me." Merry: "I leave lint on their heads..." Merry: ......................... Pippin: aww Pippin: poor little hat Merry:"I...I was almost a dentist once...but...I haven't got hands...so they laughed me out of dentistry school..." Merry: ah...ha Pippin: **KP looks at colleen... then gets an idea and walks to the closet** Merry: "You'll love me, won't you?" Pippin: **KP knocks... john travolta comes to the door... he sees the hat... you can almost hear "Love Is A Many Splendored Thing" playing softly** Merry: SCARY HAT Merry: "oh please...I'm not..." Pippin: **john travolta walks to the hat, almost in a dream state** Pippin: ".... What a gorgeous hat!" **he finally manages to get out** Merry: "....you...like me?" Pippin: "Like you? I think I may have found my one true hat...." **John Travolta puts the hat on his head** Pippin: **KP looks creeped out.** Merry: *hat makes no noise but a sense of wamth falls over the IM window* Merry: *lee-lee looks creeped out too* Pippin: .......................... **KP takes a step back** Merry: ...cat...ita....*squeasks moving toward door* Pippin: **John Travolta looks happier than he's ever looked in his life** "I feel suddenly complete..." **he walks back towards the closet slowly** Merry: *blinks three times looking amazed* Pippin: ... **looks at Lee-Lee** Merry: *looks back at KP*...*shakes head* Pippin: this IM window gets stranger and stranger Merry: so it does Pippin: and how the hell did Tom Cruise get in there without us noticing? Merry: ....uhhhhhhh Merry: maybe...when we were gone.... Merry: ...unless Travolta has a fireplace or some other transpotation method in that closet.... Pippin: ... i'm not goin' in there to ask Pippin: not after that hat episode Merry: no Pippin: **bach flies in and lands on colleen's head** Merry: .... Merry: Kashka Merry: your bird is on my head Pippin: ... so he is Pippin: **bird doesn't move** Merry: ....Bach perhaps you'd like to perch elsewhere? Pippin: **bach tilts his head** Pippin: **KP laughs at colleen** Merry: ...*sighs* it IS one of those days
This is the IM Window Basement.
Welcome to John Travolta's Closet. We have no more idea why you're here then why Tom Cruise keeps turning up in here...
~*~Our Imaginings in Pixels -+-
Second Rescue of Travolta
Archives: in loose chronological order, haha! ♦ Kreacher 1 ♦ Kreacher 2 ♦ Russians ♦ Kreacher/Russians Crossover ♦ Muffin ♦ Sleep: parts 1, 2 3, and 4 ♦ Swamp ♦ Adventuring in IM Window Land : parts 1 and 2 ♦ Merry Goes to Egypt ♦ A Day in St. Mungo's: parts 1, 2, 3, and 4 ♦ Under the Bed ♦ Wild Things ♦ The True Horrors of the Little Girl: parts 1, and 2 ♦ One Ketchup Bomb and a Visit to a Little Boy ♦ Time Travel: parts 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 ♦ Borg, Truffula Trees, and Mop ♦ Second Rescue of Travolta ♦ The Spirit Procession of Pippin (aka SCARY READ AT YOUR OWN RISK) ♦ Flying Primates...: parts 1, 2 ,3, 4, and 5 ♦ Braghder ♦ Why Merry and Pippin Should never trade places: parts 1, 2, and 3 ♦ Attack: parts 1 , 2, and 3 ♦ Merry, Pippin, and a Fire Demon at Hogwarts: parts 1, 2, and 3♦ A real adventure: Summary Check Current Madness for mini adventures, random quotes, and...well, madness